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Thursday. This happened a long ago and I had completely forgotten about it until a few days ago when I was talking with a friend about missing objects in less expected places.

Some years ago I had a boyfriend and we were being intimate. It was all nice and fun until the part when he said:
“Oops, I lost the condom”
“How did you lose it?”
“I don’t know. It’s not here anymore”
“But you had it on, right?”
“I sure did”
“Oh crap… Could you please check very gently if you can find it?”
So he searched and couldn’t find it.
I said: “Let me stand up, maybe it’ll come out”. So I stood up, jumped a bit but nothing happened.
“I think you’ll have to go to the doctor soon and get it removed before anything else happens “.
I thought for a few seconds and many images…

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